The Breakup

I decided to start this blog after a recent breakup. Mind you this was not a traditional breakup, this was the ending of a friendship. As is common with breakups this one was a long time coming, and as it so often happens things that had gone unsaid for so long were shares, jabs were made, feelings were intentionally hurt etc, you get the idea. This particular relationship ended mainly through e-mail for multiple reasons the largest of which being we were at work (doing very little actual work, obviously). Not wanting to get fired for screaming obscenities in the office we instead hurled insults at each other over company e-mail. I suppose I was the one doing most of the insulting, but the bitch deserved it and the fact that she didn't fight back, while infuriating, only served to further prove my point. What is my point you may ask? My point is that while writing these nasty, hurtful, yet truthful breakup e-mails I realized something: I am a literary genius. Well maybe not genius but anyone who can write inspired prose in the heat of battle should consider capitalizing on that talent. Thus the reason for this blog. I won't go into what the bitch did to get me so fired up, not now anyway, but I will give her credit (more than she deserves) for inspiring me to start writing again, and although I won't be forgiving her anytime soon, I may have to consider cutting her in once I make it big.